
I went to see the much raved about new Trek film last night with a group of friends, not sure exactly what to expect (expect that quite probably some villain was about to annihilate the universe again).
The Trek franchise has had its ups (Wrath of Khan) and downs (Insurrection, Nemesis) but it seems that JJ Abrams & Co. were looking to do a serious 'reboot' of the franchise. Not just your standard re-boot, but a whole new imagining, quite possibly a new parallel universe that walks next to the original. Like not just rebooting your computer but going to a whole new OS.
It was fun, but I doubt it will end up in my DVD library. To me it seemed more like a "What If..?" scenario akin to the Star Wars Infinities comic book line. Fun to ponder but not 'canon.' And I'm not a Trekkie or a Trekker.
The acting was mostly good, though I never connected with Chris Pine as Kirk. Shattner defined that character, but Pine seemed to go his own route. Spock was close, but Nimoy's Spock could make a sideways sly remark while maintaining a straight face. Zachary Quinto seemed to have just the edge of a smile in his delivery. Rather than bounce back and forth between IMDB and here to get all the actors names right, I'll just bounce through the characters and my reactions:
Pike - great
Bones - perfection
Uhura - eh, not so much... seriously were her heightened hearing abilities part of the original storyline?
Sulu - awesome. Delivery not as good as George Takei, but I actually rooted for Sulu.
Checkov - take him or leave him.... though the locking on Kirk/Sulu to transport scene was cool
Scotty - to my shame I forgot about Scotty until I thought, why is there a Scottish dude in the middle of nowhe...oh yeah
Sarek - meh
Spocks mom - seriously? look...it's Winona Ryder...so all I can think is "Heathers", "Edward Scissorhands", "Beetlejuice" & shoplifting
Here's the thing: what took the original actors seasons to develop seemed to be already there in this film - so instead of 'jump the shark' can we call this 'grow the chia'? It was odd because what took presumably years to forge on the series was taken for granted here - lots of nods and winks at the fanbase... you know... like sticking Boba Fett into the "cut " Jabba scene for the Special Edition of Star Wars. thankfully most of these were more subtle.
I think the best thing that could happen with this movie is that a very skilled fan editor re-imagines the re-imagining and is able to change this film into a post-original series flick about James Tiberias Kirk's grandson.
At least put the theme song in the opening credits lads, not slapped on at the end!
Sure a lot would need to be chopped and some careful audio editing would need to be done... perhaps even the ability to graft on another letter to the hull of the enterprise... NCC 1701-K. Who knows? just something that allows it to coexist within the mythos of the original Trek.
It was fun, but it was kind of like movie-karaoke - some fairly talented people trying to pull of a facsimile of the original.
Oh and by the way... if they're now going 'where no one has gone before' - who are they meeting out there where no one is??? Just say 'man' - we understand it stands for huMANkind.
To go boldly where no man has gone before - doesn't have that same ring, but is better grammar...